Trapped behind the gate at Frankfurt airport. Flight is late, screaming children are everywhere. We were told to arrive three hours early, security took away my iced tea and there is literally nothing to drink here (and no way to get anything to drink), and I’ve forgotten all three of my books in my checked luggage.

This is going to be a terrible flight.

Only an hour left until we board!

…and then only eleven more hours until we land!

…and then five more hours in a car to get home!

If maschinenfest weren’t so awesome I would be pretty pissed off.