You know what’s really fucking awesome? LASERS.
You know what’s even awesomer? NUCLEAR FUCKING FUSION.
Do you know what happens when you put the two of them together? MOTHERFUCKING LASER-BASED INTERNAL CONFINEMENT FUSION, that’s what!
That’s where you take 192 big fucking lasers and put them in a room like this:
…and then point them all at this:
…and you make it so they all hit that little fucking ball at the EXACT SAME FUCKING TIME and heat the thing up to 100,000,000 ˚C.
THAT is what fucking happens.
Godspeed, you crazy bastards.