Open Letter To The Roommates Upstairs:
One of you good folk has failed to keep your system updated and patched. As a result, during the format of my desktop/server today, my computer was attacked and compromised by a DCOM exploit worm on the local network mere seconds after it booted for the first time. I know that the worm did not originate from Leslie or Suzanne’s PCs, because I personally patched them against this exploit long before a single worm was written for it.
This has caused me to lose no small amount of non-recoverable data, including all user and configuration info for the restraint.org and harsh-reality.com web and email services. I expect the recreation of this data to take no less than several days of work. In the interim, web, mail, ftp and other services will be non-functional and/or severely degraded.
If you could find the time over the next day or so to prevent your systems from taking further hostile actions against mine, it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for your consideration, fuckers.
