A bit of advice that many of you may already be familiar with: Never put salt in your eyes.
However, if you end up in a situation where you do put salt in your eyes, don’t use coarse margarita salt.
Trust me on this.
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restraint.org is a loose collection of writing, links, ravings, photos, news, fiction, and bad poetry by Jairus Khan. This website has been here (off and on) for ten years or so, and was around in various other forms for three or four years before that.
I spend most of my off-hours working (in Ottawa, Canada) to promote underground arts and media, and trying to keep independent music from being smothered by an anachronism popularly known as ‘the industry’. I DJ weekly, promote concerts/festivals regularly, make beep-beep noises in an industrial-metal band, and release CC-licensed albums for my industrial-slash-experimental-electronic project Ad·ver·sary, which sounds something like robots fucking to My Bloody Valentine.
When I’m not working with, promoting, listening to, or writing music, I design very angry websites, flyers, book jackets, and the sort for various arts projects. I supplement my music/design income (roughly enough to buy a pocketful of buttons a month) by developing counter-hacking courses and moonlighting as a web coordinator for the man.
I also bake very tasty cookies.
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Dare I ask?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6FSphbpUY
Always listen to Danny
Hey what is this shit at the bottom of LJ. At the bottom of the comments page. Looks like they put it on every page…
but the question is, how is it with meat tenderizer ;P
I believe you’re supposed to squeeze lime juice in immediately afterward.
You put salt AND lime “flavour” in your eyes? Or did you get it in your eye. There’s key portion of your story missing here, and inquiring minds want to know!
someone is supposed to lick it off.
girls gone wild with eyeball shots.
Wow!!!
hope you and yours feel better. Ouch
Jai: do you know anyone in Seattle? I want to go clubbing, but my friends there don’t. Am hoping to hit the Sunday night at club noc-noc.
Thanks and Happy Sunday
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LOL.
I’m glad someone posted this.