Must enjoy pizza, alcohol, and innuendo (more like in her end-o, am i rite?). Guitar skills welcome, but not necessary.
Weekly practice is between 7 PM Friday night and 5 AM Saturday morning. Perks include private jet and groupies.
Bonus points for helping to find my lost shaker of salt. (salt! salt!)
Discretion guaranteed, Inquire within!
restraint.org is a loose collection of writing, links, ravings, photos, news, fiction, and bad poetry by Jairus Khan. This website has been here (off and on) for ten years or so, and was around in various other forms for three or four years before that.
I spend most of my off-hours working (in Ottawa, Canada) to promote underground arts and media, and trying to keep independent music from being smothered by an anachronism popularly known as ‘the industry’. I DJ weekly, promote concerts/festivals regularly, make beep-beep noises in an industrial-metal band, and release CC-licensed albums for my industrial-slash-experimental-electronic project Ad·ver·sary, which sounds something like robots fucking to My Bloody Valentine.
When I’m not working with, promoting, listening to, or writing music, I design very angry websites, flyers, book jackets, and the sort for various arts projects. I supplement my music/design income (roughly enough to buy a pocketful of buttons a month) by developing counter-hacking courses and moonlighting as a web coordinator for the man.
I also bake very tasty cookies.
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I’m in. This is the only song to my credit on the internet. Drunk at the programmer & mic with my friend Derek in 2005 New Years Eve. So I can’t guarantee quality, but I can guarantee that we will laugh our balls off until we can’t breathe. And isn’t that the point?
are you going to cover “love is a battlefield” ?
No one can tell us we’re wrong.
Hmm I can not sing or play guitar, but I can be your personal assistant.
Hmm I am still in Toronto but I shall start the search for the missing salt shaker.
hmmmmm
pretty tempting, you guys any good?
I want to sing with you guys! I’ve never played Rock Band. Of course, I’d prolly get all embarrassed and then mumble into the mic.
*ponder*
Maybe next weekend?
hmmm could be fun :) although, i’m not sure my karaoke skills are strong within me.
Now… if I was living in Ottawa or environs…
Do I get to fly the jet too or just lounge semi-comatose in the cabin?
Seriously though… if I lived in the Ottawa area… damn!
I am SO coming over with System Of A Down! Can I drink coffee and virgin Margaritas instead of alcohol?
i’m in.
or, i would be if i still lived in the province. i can wail both mic AND axe.
have your people call my people.
i’m good at finding things, and it’s ALWAYS a good day for finding things, jai.