This is an actual conversation of two self-proclaimed hackers, overheard moments ago:
1: This is my webpage! Yeah, it’s amazing except for the fact it only loads in Internet Explorer!
2: Cool… Are those full sized pictures scaled down to thumbnails?
1: Yeah, they are… I figured it was easier than making a bunch of small ones, you know?
Insert slow clapping
yay for you, and your being helpful and improving the human race. :}
It just makes me so mad, I wanna grab ’em and shake em an stuff…
“YOU WILL… MAKE YOUR PAGE… STANDARDS… COMPLIANT!”
*snort*
“where you goin’ without your helmet!”
wanna come home and play Quake 3 with me? yeah me too…but no…
poo.
now i bake cookies.
IN MY PANTS!
Hey jai, sup?
Today is Thursday.
Wanna do sumptin 2day?
Or maybe 2morrow?