I need something.
The problem is that I have no idea what.
Chocolate covered raisins? A cookie? Complete world domination?
It’s a girl with a deathhawk. Trust me.
Always start with a blow job and work your way from there
WHAT THE FUCK???
FUCK THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT.
That’s because you’re working with a linux OS.
Is it gas?
Or is it. . .
. . .secrets. . .
It’s ga…. Awww… I can’t do that again…
You can’t blame me for trying.
What does everybody want?
What does everybody need?
a diesel powered electric dog polisher…
I can, and I do, sir!
I blame it all on you! You! YOU! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*insert angry finger pointing sound effect here*
Can I get one of those at Canadian Tire?
in the sporting goods section… retails for about 109.95…
shop smart… shop Canadian Tire…
i keep feeling bad, thinking me of all people should know just what to say, what to do, give to make things right, to help…but i am at a loss, and this worries me further.
i do know i love you, for true.
you feel like home to me…
I blame tubes.