“…the difference between men and women, the difference between men and women. Lots of people talk about the difference between men and women nowadays. But they forget that men and women are very similar in many ways.
Like, for instance, when they are on fire.
You see, it’s not like when men and women are on fire, the man will run around going ‘Goddamit, I’m missing the game’ and the women is thinking ‘Oh, I wish I was shopping and not on fire’. It just tends to be ‘help, help, I’m on fire’ all round.”