jairus is like a normal key-ring, but it swears.
So says the Prior-Art-O-Matic.
dj leslie is a bubble-car that can be controlled remotely! It fits in your pocket.
antigen shift is a breakfast cereal that improves upper-body muscle, automatically updates your weblog when used and connects to the Internet.
dephenestrata is a bedside table that’s water-resistant and has velcro pads on the side.
xorcist is a hair gel that removes stubborn stains! It quacks like a duck.
(I love ducks.)
suzanne is a handheld energy drink that’s covered with realistic fur! It is twenty feet tall and is ideal for the kitchen.
or
violetnun is a computer monitor that can extinguish fires, doubles as a telephone and can be programmed to perform simple tasks.
*squeee*!!
bubble car! :)
for my not-so-interesting non-DJ name:
-leslie is a window pane that communicates via Instant Messenger!
and because i’m retardedly juvenile:
-my penis is like a normal fridge magnet, but it disinfects work surfaces.
-your genitalia is a WAP device that can move faster than the speed of light! It automatically avoids obstacles.
-Jairus’ nose is like a normal cricket bat, but it folds out into a tent
-Suzanne’s car is a small plastic pyramid! It works at twice the normal speed!
-Adam Boucher is a pot plant that dehumidifies the air and contains a tinier version of itself.
-my polyp is a greetings card that tastes delicious!
-kenza’s ass is a saucepan! It makes hilariously rude noises!
for
-Yanno McManno is a hole-punch that smells a bit funny! It is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots.
for:
-Bobbileen is an electronic implant that’s two inches tall, has been featured in Star Trek and stretches to twice its original size.
and lastly for:
-Pack-mulnar is like a normal blow-up doll, but it pushes things down staircases.
that last one was eerily accurate…
Beautiful, Leslie. Just beautiful.
convergys is an iMac that’s two inches tall! It has a leopardskin print and dissolves in water.
and…
-Shane the mopey goth boi is a robotic dog that’s different every time you use it! It vibrates and pushes things down staircases.
-fivewaysfromsunday is a jetpack that’s also available in white! It plays the theme from Steptoe and Son.
-Iszoloscope is a toilet seat that kills ants! It is monogrammed (up to three letters) and can be bolted onto a trouser press.
*grin*
Josh F’n Lazer is a contraceptive device that tells you when people are lying!
RULE!
I push a lot of things downstairs it seems.
stacy is an alcoholic drink that secretes a sticky glue! It keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours and is perfectly safe to use.
uhm…
heh
isola is a piece of string that plays MP3s, automatically avoids obstacles and holds up to twenty cigarettes
the evil karlor is a personal organiser that has a million household uses! It looks like a fish and can be controlled by willpower alone.
elsydeon is a sheet of paper that fetches help in the event of an emergency, holds up to twenty cigarettes and comes in seven different colours.
Karla is a glass bead that lasts for up to a week! It makes virtually no noise whatsoever and squirts clouds of black ink.
Seng-Aun Tan is a featureless cube that can speak twelve languages! It is transparent.
Bebe Belvin is a hat that doesn’t distract you from your work! It may have harmful side effects and glows in the dark.
Shawn Hayward is like a normal Christmas tree, but it looks like a fish.
Eric Crepin is like a normal pair of trousers, but it pushes things down staircases.
Absolute Zero is a pogo stick that rotates at high speed, keeps children amused and records everything you say.
innoxia is a robotic dog that kills fleas! It mimics its user.
-or-
christina is a riot shield that asks trivia questions, sounds better than it looks and glows at night.
i prefer #2!
ahahah
its true, i amuse children and record everything.