jairus is like a normal key-ring, but it swears.
So says the Prior-Art-O-Matic.
dj leslie is a bubble-car that can be controlled remotely! It fits in your pocket.
antigen shift is a breakfast cereal that improves upper-body muscle, automatically updates your weblog when used and connects to the Internet.
dephenestrata is a bedside table that’s water-resistant and has velcro pads on the side.
xorcist is a hair gel that removes stubborn stains! It quacks like a duck.
(I love ducks.)