Today I received the best email ever.
Subject: Jairus, I fear it might be too late for yourself.
Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2006 16:08:39 -0700 (PDT)
By you I mean me. This is yourself. Jairus Khan of 1502 Clementine Boulevard. That is, before Ottawa was destroyed and our music career failed. The year is 2034. I can’t elaborate now, they’re onto me. We must prevent what is now history from happening in your future.