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..AND THAT’S IT and that’s the only thing I need, is this!

I don’t need this or this.

Just this ashtray.

And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s ALL I need.

And this remote control.

The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need!

…and these matches.

The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball.

And this lamp.

THE ASHTRAY THIS PADDLE GAME AND THE REMOTE CONTROL AND THE LAMP AND THAT’S ALL I NEED.

That’s all I need, too! I don’t need one other thing, not one I NEED THIS.

The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this.

AND THAT’S ALL I NEED

The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair…

10 thoughts on “522

  1. this dialogue reminds me of william kotzwinkle’s “the fan man”. so if you want to read a few hundred pages of this sort of thing, find a copy. i have never had such a consistently entertaining time in my life as i have when reading it.

  2. Despite the fact that I know this is from The Jerk, it sounds a lot more like The Spanish Inquisition.

    Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise….

    Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency….

    Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope….

    Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.

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