I sneezed and a spider came out.
that is great.
well maybe not for the spider…or for you for that matter.
but for me…
well aren’t *you* goth! :P
I also poop bats.
yes but was it a black widow?
Sir, now and forever more, you remain the meat beneath my wings.
Now get your ass to Toronto!
Hehe, that’s a new one. So goth you sneeze spiders ^.^
That made my day!!!
came out of what?
*please say penis*
ugh. i can’t even read that a second time.
fucking hell on a stick, that’s the most disgusting thing i’ve heard in a while…. D:
Geez, Jairus, you need to think more… you’re gettin’ cobwebs.
And then some old lady swallowed the spider which got inside her?
a True Believer!
seriously, this STILL disturbs me…