6 thoughts on “GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

  1. sniff. That is the touchingest thing I’ve read all week.

    …OH, YOU FAB FOUR OF FAST KICKS AND GREAT GREEN, WHY HAVE YOU GONE
    AND LEFT ME THIS ROTTING PIECE OF PIZZA AND MY INNER SHREDDER TO
    BATTLE ALL ALONE?!>

  2. It’s not too late for you to be treated. As part of Dr. Fro’s Rehabilitation of Ultimate Ninjosity, all you have to do is follow these simple steps:

    1) Sneak up on the delivery samurai and stealth kill him by paying him with poisoned money.

    2) Change into your ninja outfit which must include tabi boots (easily rigged with elastics around the socked toes) and a mask (a tied t-shirt will do in a pinch).

    3) Allow the pizza to patrol your kitchen thinking that it is secure and then dive upon it ruthlessly attacking it until there is no more.

    Once the pizza has been defeated, bow and say in a cheesy pseudo-japanese accent that it was a worthy adversary.

  3. that kitten is very cute….

    I lived in a building that had a pizza shop in it that had the teenage mutant ninja turtles as part of their logo.
    That was in Halifax..the round building..all the apartments were pie shaped.

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