CHARLES SUZANNE AND I WERE IN THE COMPUTER ROOM. WE MENTIONED THAT WE WERE A BIT HUNGRY… PERHAPS -TOO- HUNGRY…
BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, LESLIE HAD PREPARED A FEAST
AND I MEAN AN ACTUAL FEAST:
- SCRAMBLED EGGS
- PANCAKES
- BAGUETTE FRENCH TOAST
- CRISPY BACON
- SAUSAGE ROUNDS
- ENGLISH MUFFINS
- OLD-FASHIONED HASH BROWNS
- GOURMET COFFEE
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. FURTHERMORE, CHARLES AND SUZANNE HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER BY PROXY.
I LOVE YOU DJ LESLIE!
(IF YOU TRY TO WOO HER I WILL CUT YOU. THEM’S THE RULES. I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.)
three things,
1.) omfg
2.) not just baguette, there were -three- kinds of french toast, THREE!!!
3.) i’ve never been afeared of a little cutting.
Sounds like you guys are starting a restraint down there or perhaps a new aged breakfast club! HeHe
well someone better get the fuck in the car and ‘borrow’ gas all the way here
come on! beaches! florida!
60 degrees right now
REASON #MILLION I WANT A LESLIE OF MY OWN
I SAID GODDAMN
Why would I woo her… ? I mean, don’t take this the wrong way but if I woo her, she’d be dead. Because the director would have me jumping through flaming dorrways with doves and pistols.
Dude!!! Why are you trying to make me kill your LOVE!!!?!?!?!?!? FUCKER!!!!!!
That’s it! You and I! DeathMatch! Forever!!!!
;)
i am so full…
AND I WILL CUT YOU BY PROXY
you lucky Dawg
I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I thought it was fiancee… didn’t you get the upgrade?
heh yeah i was retro-fit with a golden sparkly thing ;)
Dahling,
He doesn’t suspect us, does he?
Carlos
:P
the dog barks at midnight
< stop >
don’t fly without umbrella
< stop >
-signed,
friend of Carlotta
Hehe… it’s a long upgrade path. Leads to a monolithic … uhm… kernel? Hopefully with many derivative works thereof…
hahaha
that is fucking incredible. hooray for such highlights of life, mang.
*Drools*
With breakfast skills like that i WANT to woo her. Don’t cut me!
I DON’T MAKE THE RULES