I think you left a noseprint in my shoulder….

CHARLES SUZANNE AND I WERE IN THE COMPUTER ROOM. WE MENTIONED THAT WE WERE A BIT HUNGRY… PERHAPS -TOO- HUNGRY…

BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING, LESLIE HAD PREPARED A FEAST

AND I MEAN AN ACTUAL FEAST:

  • SCRAMBLED EGGS
  • PANCAKES
  • BAGUETTE FRENCH TOAST
  • CRISPY BACON
  • SAUSAGE ROUNDS
  • ENGLISH MUFFINS
  • OLD-FASHIONED HASH BROWNS
  • GOURMET COFFEE

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. FURTHERMORE, CHARLES AND SUZANNE HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER BY PROXY.

I LOVE YOU DJ LESLIE!

(IF YOU TRY TO WOO HER I WILL CUT YOU. THEM’S THE RULES. I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.)

18 thoughts on “I think you left a noseprint in my shoulder….

  1. three things,

    1.) omfg
    2.) not just baguette, there were -three- kinds of french toast, THREE!!!
    3.) i’ve never been afeared of a little cutting.

  2. well someone better get the fuck in the car and ‘borrow’ gas all the way here

    come on! beaches! florida!

    60 degrees right now

  3. Why would I woo her… ? I mean, don’t take this the wrong way but if I woo her, she’d be dead. Because the director would have me jumping through flaming dorrways with doves and pistols.

    Dude!!! Why are you trying to make me kill your LOVE!!!?!?!?!?!? FUCKER!!!!!!

    That’s it! You and I! DeathMatch! Forever!!!!
    ;)

  4. i am so full…
    of love love love love love love love love love love and pancakes which are the tangible (AND DELICIOUSLY EDIBLE) manifestation of this ethereal thing we call love love love love love. which i’m full of.

    AND I WILL CUT YOU BY PROXY

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