INT. LAIR Machiba walks into the room, carrying a giant steaming plate of spaghetti and garbageballs. He places it on the table in front of Robot, and steps away. ROBOT Delicious. I've been looking forward to this all day. I can't wait to devour it with my MIGHTY ROBOT JAWS. MACHIBA I hope the garbageballs are to your liking. I prepared them from the finest dumpster juice in town. Taking a bite, Robot begins spewing heroic amounts of pasta in all directions from his mighty robot jaws. ROBOT AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH! This garbage is totally disgusting! Thank god I'm not programmed to taste crap! We see Machiba's horrified face as Robot continues to spew his culinary masterpiece all over the room. His eyes narrow. MACHIBA (V.O.) For years my blade has tasted garbage in the search to make my metallic master happy. No more. Now, my blade will taste... VENGEANCE! ROBOT (CONT'D) What do you want me to do? Wipe my robotic ass with this? If I had emotions I'd totally hate this! Hey, MacArthur! You wanna taste this? It's like ass, but in a pasta costume!