GAUNTLET

DEAR NINJATITS

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT TONIGHT DELEGATES FROM THE HOUSE OF KHAN (AKA GEEKHAUS) WILL BE PRESENT AT YOUR PUNY HUNAM GATHERING

YOUR STINKY (AND GAY) MEATHOUSE HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO PROSPER TOO LONG

THERE MUST BE A RECKONING

LO AND FORSOOTH OUR SUPERIOR EMISSARIES WILL DISCUSS (SLOWLY SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND) THE TERMS OF THE HYPERBATTLE THAT MUST TAKE PLACE

IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF NINJATITS THERE IS ONLY WAR

ETHNIC AGAINST ETHNIC – DJ AGAINST DJ – BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE (PS: NOT YOU)

SEND MONEY

LOVE,

HOUSE OF KHAN

(Crossposted to [info]ninjatits.)

9 thoughts on “GAUNTLET

  1. very funny, trying to imply that we have no balls.

    your attempts at subversion are foiled.

    team PANTHER ATTACK FORCE ONE!1 has already returned from recon.

    the WIZARD predicts doom.

  2. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    i don’t even know what that MEANS
    ninjatits is a funny word.
    “stinky (and gay)”… ha.
    well, whatever the fuck you’re doing or going to do… give ’em hell.

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