Moving over and making room

Starbucks was hit by a well-organized culturejam last night. Locks were jammed, ‘For Lease’ signs were hung, and fake notices on Starbucks letterhead were attached to the windows:

“The global economy requires a relentless substitution of quantity over quality and shareholder value over human values. At our current market level, Starbucks cannot in good conscience guarantee all of our beans meet both our rigorous quality standards as well as our commitment to social responsibility. We are moving over and making room for local coffee bars.”

Less than 1% of Starbucks coffee is fair trade, and if you try hard enough, you can taste the jet fuel they use to roast the beans.

11 thoughts on “Moving over and making room

  1. Damn now for some reason I should feel guilty for going there all the time when I’m working.

    I still have to go to bridgehead one of these days, what flavours would you reccomend from there?

  2. Hmm okay, thanks for the info my friend

    Hey by any chance u know who or where I could get a MB that can handle a P3 500 cpu?

  3. Well then let’s talk turkey my man, don’t have any thing in trade I could offer you, or well what yer looking for specifically, unless well you have a need for an old Mac classic with 4 megs and a 40-50 meg HD. Or an old Commodore 1526 printer.

    What price u looking at fer the board?

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