Q: What’s badder than the Battle of Tannhäuser and more dangerous than a swimming pool full of thumbtacks and facehuggers?
A: ROGER CORMAN’S SHARKTOPUS, motherfucker!
News of Sharktopus’ imminent approach came to us by way of Karen O’Hara’s Twitter:
Just got off the phone with the legendary Roger Corman who’s doing a new movie for us this year. Yes, it’s the long-rumored SHARKTOPUS! . . . Spent half an hour discussing what a sharktopus should look like, how many mouths it should have and how it should kill.
HOW MANY MOUTHS IT SHOULD HAVE
SO FUCKING AWESOME ASDJFIASDJFASIOFDOAFWKO